Free wireless?

User calls (user in this instance refers to obnoxious dude who considers himself quite the player) and wants to connect to a t-mobile hotspot at Starbucks...

Hey I want to connect to this wireless thing so I can get online for a few minutes.

Neat. Just pay for it and you should be good to go.

I have to pay for it? Can't I plug my blackberry into the laptop or something and get out that way?

No. Look if you want to use it you have to pay for it. You should be familiar with this concept based upon your dating habits.

Ohhh hyuh you are so funny.

True so are we done or what?

*click*