Again with the flux capacitor

Seriously this just never gets old. Why do you non-technical types always want to know the details when we geeks fix something? I've been doing this shiz 15 years, do you think I can boil down my vast knowledge into a soundbite? My theory is that people really don't want to know, what they want to hear is that it was some simple thing that they really could have handled on their own because they don't want to believe that you are that much smarter about technology than they are. People, just stop. Go read, no scratch that go STUDY a stack of MCSE or Cisco textbooks about 8' feet high for the next few years then come back and ask me for details. By that time you might have enough understanding for me to build on so you can actually comprehend what you are asking about. Until then, it will always be an alignment problem in your flux capacitor.